More Qute Quotes

"Momma you're a monkey bar!" (as she was hanging from my outstretched leg like a sleepy sloth)

C: Momma momma my fingers are BLOODING!!! LOOK they're PURPLE!
Me: Honey, remember, they're not actually blooding unless there is blood coming out, you're just seeing the blood that's still under the skin.
C: Oh yeah, I forgot! :)

As she was watching a coffee commercial

C: HEY! She's a GIRL! Girl's can't drink coffee! :)
Me: Sure they can honey, when you get older you can drink coffee with daddy if you like it.
C: Momma, you're a girl? You can drink coffee?
Me: Well, I could if I liked coffee, but I don't like it so that's why only daddy drinks it.
C: O-oh